Tuesday August 19, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Ebbirnoth:Sergeant, hold your fire!
Schlock:Aww. . . Ebby, I almost had him!
Ebbirnoth:Really? It sounded like you were walking your shots across four city blocks and through at least that many boxes of ammo.
Schlock:I only went through three boxes.
Ebbirnoth:Thank you for your amazing display of restraint.