We could also wait to see who sues us for Schlock's shooting spree, and then just send the food to them.
That's a fantastic idea! Once word gets out, we'll have people goading us into shooting at them so that they, too, can settle out of court for huge loads of food.
The supplies will be equitably distributed based on how threatening parties can appear, and how much damage we inflict in their direction.
After your earlier comments about tyranny, I can't tell whether or not you are being sarcastic.