Thursday September 4, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Frank Hannibal: As a mercenary are you ever given orders you don't like to carry out?
Schlock: All the time.
Frank Hannibal: So what do you do?
Schlock: I carry them out. If I don't, then they might stop giving me the orders I like.
Schlock: It's the same thing with you, right? You do the parts of your job you don't like so you can keep doing the parts you do.
Frank Hannibal: I have interns for the parts I don't like.
Schlock: Oh. Can I buy some off you?