Thursday September 4, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Frank Hannibal:As a mercenary are you ever given orders you don't like to carry out?
Schlock:All the time.
Frank Hannibal:So what do you do?
Schlock:I carry them out. If I don't, then they might stop giving me the orders I like.
Schlock:It's the same thing with you, right? You do the parts of your job you don't like so you can keep doing the parts you do.
Frank Hannibal:I have interns for the parts I don't like.
Schlock:Oh. Can I buy some off you?