Shep: There's gotta be some way we c'n use yer alien morphin' powers on his, schlock.
Schlock: Alien? Who says I'm the alien here? From my perspective, you are all aliens. Don't you have some special 'human powers' that we could use?
Schlock: I mean, this doesn't have to be about me all the time.
Narrator: True. except the strip is named after you.
Schlock: You stay out of this.
Nick:
Legs:
Andy:
Thom:
Wick: