Narrator: In 950 million (or so) prison modules, gavclones help the rescue-bots free and defrief captive gate-clones.
Gavclones: So... Have you ever wished there were two of you?
Gavclones: You know those multi-level marketing scams that claim to be able to double your earning power?
Narrator: (note: All the modules have been safely teraported to star systems not currently scheduled to explode.)
Narrator: Matters are different in exactly two modules.
Megiddo: How come when you go through you get clothes?
Gav-3-H2L-GP4: Eep.
Narrator: Critically different in one in particular.