Narrator: Halfway down the western spiral arm, there is a reunion in progress.
Schlock: Kevyn! It's good to see you in one piece.
Kevyn: So you saw what happened after I copied myself?
Schlock: Just the results. Very messy.
Kevyn: But it worked, right?
Schlock: There was an unholy gouge running the length of the room, and all the bad guys were, well, sort of splattered.
Kevyn: Hah! I'm a genius!
Schlock: You were pretty dead, too, you know.
Kevyn: My new first rule of advanced weapon testing: Make a backup of yourself before opening fire.