Xinchub: Your new commanding officer is on her way up right now. Lest you forget: You all work for me, or you never work again. Hate me all you want, you're still mine.
Tagon: And after we complete this mission?
Xinchub: I'll put everything back the way it was, and you'll be free to go your merry way.
Xinchub: Which means merrily wreaking violent mayhem for money other than mine, I expect.
Jevee Ceeta: Colonel Jevee Ceeta, reporting for duty as ordered, General Lardchins.
Xinchub: That's general Xinchub, Colonel.
Jevee Ceeta: I'm sorry. I must be bucking for a dishonorable discharge on the grounds that you've got more pork on you than the south end of a north-bound congress.
Jevee Ceeta: And YOU... I can't tell you how happy I am to be commanding your lousy band of misfits.
Tagon: Hey, Enemy of my enemy, right?
Jevee Ceeta: '...Is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less.' rule 29.
Tagon: You've read "the seven habits of highly effective pirates?"
Jevee Ceeta: Rule 1: 'Pillage, then burn.'
Tagon: Rule 13: 'Do unto others.'
Jevee Ceeta: Rule 27: 'Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.'
Tagon: General, I think this political officer will work out just fine.
Xinchub: Rule 9: "Never turn your back on an enemy."
Xinchub: I'm sorry. Did I spoil your little truce by quoting from the same tiny book of Malevolent Canon? Rule 30: "A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go."
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