Tagon: Have you gotten our new fabber working yet, Kevyn?
Kevyn: You tell me. There's a toaster on the table over there.
Tagon: Oh. I like toast. Good choice for a test project.
SFX: FOOOMP
Tagon: You could have just said "No, sir, the fabber is still broken."
Kevyn: I think the plans for "Bouncing Betty" got scrambled across the small appliance buffer.