Schlock: Don't they have school for security guards?
Schlock: Anytime you surprise somebody suspicious on your turf, and they ask you to please point the gun the other way, the best thing to do is just shoot 'em.
Elf: Sergeant, what are you trying to accomplish?
Schlock: I'm just making the galaxy a little bit smarter.
Elf: Great. Next time somebody tries to get past this bozo, they're going to have to kill him.
Schlock: An' that'll make the galaxy a little bit smarter.