Narrator: The Serial Peacemaker, with her cargo of rescued kreelies, teraports into the Absn'te system. It's an uneventful trip.
Entire Crew: Sir, the floor of the main hold is, um... Needs mopping.
Narrator: (That's not an event. That's just a regular old mess.)
Narrator: Meanwhile, the Scimitar of Irreparable Damage and the Staff of Unyielding Order teraport to locations roughly 20 light-minutes from the Athens and her escorts.
Narrator: Their transit is also uneventuful. The mess they are prepared tomake, however, is anything but 'regular.'
Serial Peacemaker: