Narrator: The Serial Peacemaker, with her cargo of rescued Kreelies, teraports into the Absn'te system. It's an uneventful trip.
Brad: Sir, the floor of the main hold is, um. . . Needs mopping.
Narrator: (That's not an event. That's just a regular old mess.)
Narrator: Meanwhile, the Scimitar of Irreparable Damage and the Staff of Unyielding Order teraport to locations roughly 20 light-minutes from the Athens and her escorts.
Narrator: Their transit is also uneventful. The mess they are prepared to make, however, is anything but 'regular.'