Kevyn: That fabber has had its buffers pretty badly scrambled. It's not random damage. It looks like some ham-fisted savant tried programming around blocks in the holographic storage.
Ob'enn Scientist: Could it have been used to create an unfettered Artificial Intelligence?
Kevyn: No way. Not using any of the accepted state-models. Any A.I. you built with that fabber would end up with breadcrumbs for brains.
Kevyn: ...or be in permanent thrall to short, furry koalazoids, but that's a petty distinction.
Ob'enn Scientist: Do you want me to grind your feet into sausage?