Narrator: Ob'enn artificial intelligences react to the attack.
Staff of Unyielding: Scimitar, this is Staff! We've been attacked!
Scimitar: Join the club. Let me guess... Surgical strike to your primary annie-plant?
Staff of Unyielding: affirmative. It's incredible. We should both be expanding clouds of vapor right now.
Scimitar: I suppose we should be thankful for a merciful enemy.
Staff of Unyielding: Hey, now you really are the Scimitar of Irreparable Damage.
Scimitar: I've been waiting six one-thousandths of a second for you to spring that lame joke.