Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Note: This punchline was shamelessly lifted from Iain Banks, which is hardly fair since he writes so few punchlines into his novels. Go buy a copy of Consider Phlebas.

Transcript for Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Kevyn: Hang on... Something doesn't fit here. Did you get "salvaged" by the Sceptre of Unrelenting Pain when you were in the minitank?
Petey: I did.
Kevyn: And then what?
Petey: And then I took control, marooned the crew, cranked out some hardware with the Fabbers, and blew it up to cover my tracks.
Kevyn: Do you expect us to believe that you took control of a Tausennigan Ob'enn Thunderhead Superfortress using nothing more than a minitank?
Petey: I didn't say it was easy.
Schlock:
Tagon:
Ennesby:
Haban II:


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