Brad: Pronto, you didn't just come on to Elf, did you?
Pronto: I was just kidding around. Relax.
Brad: That's called flirting, and you need to cut it out. She's our commanding officer, and she's got enough on her mind without worrying about what's hiding behind your loin cloth.
Pronto: I told you guys, these spots are a star chart.
Schlock: You've been hiding something behind your star chart?