Kevyn: Elf, you're not going to believe this. Tagon just got us a job working security for the funeral.
Elf: Hah! That should make it easier to steal the body.
Elf: Wait. . . It depends on what we're securing. If we're stuck doing crowd control, we might never get near the coffin.
Captain Tagon: . . . assassination attempt? Because you know. . . he's already dead.
Prelate Souf: No, it's not that. We need you to make sure nobody tries to steal his body.