Narrator: Medibay Two, aboard the warship Touch-And-Go. . . The astute reader may find significance in the absence of any rhyming here.
Narrator: On a completely unrelated note, portions of the containment system were designed by a man from Nantucket.
Schlock: Something's happening. Do you hear that?
Narrator: He did not keep his cash in a bucket, nor did he have a daughter named Nan. He also never intended his anti-nanotic film to be subjected to nanobots with tiny plasma weapons.
SFX: F Z Z Z S H
SFX: BLAM
Doctor Bunnigus: Yaaaieee! Open fire!
Schlock: Yee-huh?
TAG: I'm sorry, Sergeant. I can't let you do that.
TAG: Or that.
Schlock: Hey!