Narrator: Sergeant Schlock escorts the news-goons back to the Touch-And-Go.
Schlock: Okay, now what's in that box?
Lou: Cameras.
Schlock: I need to check 'em.
Lou: Like you 'checked' my lunch-box?
Schlock: You got it back.
Lou: Yeah. Empty. Oh, and it was wet, too.
Schlock: I did you a favor. That jar of mayo had started to grow chunks.
Lou: It wasn't mayo. It was huitlacoche-flavored natto.
Schlock: No wonder the U.N.S. has us sending food to you people. You've been out of mayonnaise for so long it's made you crazy.