Friday July 4, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Schlock: Captain, Ebby is arguing with some guy in a suit, who has a couple of bodyguards. He pushed the panic button, told me to call you.
Captain Tagon: Right. Ennesby, patch me into Ebbirnoth's helmet. I want to hear this.
Ennesby: Already done.
Frank Hannibal: . . . above your pay-grade, Lieutenant. Continued obstinacy may result in a political incident.
Captain Tagon: Sergeant, go ahead and goober the bodyguards. A political incident sounds like fun.