Friday December 18, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part III


TAGON: Still no answer. Commander Shodan, you have permission to make your own airlock.

SHODAN: Understood.

SHODAN: Don't pull out the hullcutters yet.

I know you're excited, but I want to try knocking on the door first.

PI: Why knock? I brought doorbells.

SHODAN: Because of course you have ordnance called "doorbells."

PI: Tuned for a descending minor third, they do the sing-song "ding-dong" using booms.