Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime...
PARA: Isn't this amazing? This person died millions of years ago, and in just minutes we'll get to talk to him!
ELF: It's amazing, yeah, but can we stand a little further back?
ELF: Because it's a giant bag filled with hydrogen.
MURTAUGH: It's also filled with long-lost, arcane information that may very well disrupt the galactic status quo.
ELF: I don't need more reasons to think this is dangerous.
MURTAUGH: I'm not trying to make you feel safer. I'm reminding you that there isn't really a minimum safe distance on this thing.
MURTAUGH: We might as well stand where we can see the show.
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