Sunday December 27, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part III


NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime...

PARA: Isn't this amazing? This person died millions of years ago, and in just minutes we'll get to talk to him!

ELF: It's amazing, yeah, but can we stand a little further back?

PARA: Why?

ELF: Because it's a giant bag filled with hydrogen.

MURTAUGH: It's also filled with long-lost, arcane information that may very well disrupt the galactic status quo.

ELF: I don't need more reasons to think this is dangerous.

MURTAUGH: I'm not trying to make you feel safer. I'm reminding you that there isn't really a minimum safe distance on this thing.

MURTAUGH: We might as well stand where we can see the show.