Wednesday November 9, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


BALA-AMIN: Just tell me when you'll be back.

LANDON: Eight hours. We've got some cleanup to do, and then I promised the troops a nice meal.

TENZY: Oooh!

LANDON: Do not eat any more of the Esspees!

TENZY: But... mechorganic meat pies.

LANDON: They've surrendered. Eating them has stopped being unsettling, and started being a war crime.

SCHLOCK: I told you. Food that talks isn't food.