Saturday November 12, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Beskin-Sashik...

SORLIE: Captain Andreyasn, do you have a minute?

KEVYN: One minute. We're busy accepting a surrender.

SORLIE: I'll be quick. You're using your ship wrong.

KEVYN: I already figured out that it's a poor warship, Captain Sorlie.

SORLIE: That's because it's actually a teraport cage.

KEVYN: So... I'm wondering if brass has a low-level toxic effect that reduces intelligence.

SORLIE: Probably not.

I'm a captain too, and I figured it out.