Thursday August 9, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Equivocated Prevarication

Transcript

DoytHaban:(haban) It's like this, captain. The network of wormgates that makes galactic civilization possible is being used to make a single race unstoppably powerful and wealthy.
Haban II:Don't get us wrong: wealth is just fine, and power is cool. But in this case they are being obtained via the systematic exploitation and destruction of innocent people.
Tagon:I thought that was always how wealth and power were obtained.
Haban II:He's got a point.
DoytHaban:(haban) Yeah, but you used that punchline yesterday.
Haban II:No. YOU used that punchline yesterday.
Narrator:Ack. We've definitely got one haban too many.