Wednesday August 29, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Equivocated Prevarication


Tagon: It looks like the wormgate mess is out of our hands now. What should we do with the frozen prisoners?
Petey: Captain, if I may advise: in terms of ascending profit we have three options.
Petey: Our first option is to simply let them go. No profit there. Our second? We sell them to the nejjat. Good money there. Third, I eat them.
Tagon: How is you eating them more profitable than us selling them, Petey?
Petey: A happy warship is a money-making warship.