Saturday September 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Equivocated Prevarication


Petey:Captain, I've reviewed the terms of our new charter, and discovered something interesting.
Tagon:What's that, Petey?
Petey:'Admiral' Breya is a parasite. She used to contribute financial security, but now she's entirely superfluous.
Tagon:Petey, she provides an important perspective on command decisions. And I hate to admit it, but she's smarter than I am.
Petey:That's what you've got me for Captain.
Narrator:Breya is easier on the eyes than you are, Petey.