Monday June 12, 2000
Schlock:Hi. I'm here to enlist.
Der Trihs:You can't. You aren't human.
Sign:Travel the galaxy!
Der Trihs:You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces." We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do "hurting people" and "breaking things"
Sign:Meet fascinating life-forms...
Schlock:Sounds like my kind of fun.
SFX:(plasma gun) Ommmmminous Hummmmmmmm
Der Trihs:When can you start?
Sign:...and kill them