Wednesday August 15, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Equivocated Prevarication

Transcript

Tagon:If I'm supposed to follow my conscience, what does my conscience tell me to do?
Devil Tagon:I think that right now you should go public with the evidence you have, generate as much ire among galactic citizens as possible, and then find a rich, vengeful patron to sponsor you generously as you wage a bloody war on the Gatekeepers.
SFX:poof
Tagon:Wow. That's exactly what the other guy told me to do.
SFX:poof
SFX:blam
Tagon:He was impersonating you?
Angel Tagon:Yup. Evil learns fast.
Tagon:So you shot him.
Angel Tagon:I learn fast too.