Monday August 27, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Equivocated Prevarication

Transcript

Neophen spokeswoman:Fatty, fatty, two-by-four, can't fit through the kitchen door!
Neophen spokeswoman:Fatty, fatty, four-by-eight, always has a second plate!
Neophen spokeswoman:Fatty, fatty, six-by-ten... Fatty needs new Neo-phen!
Sign:Neo-phenWarning: May kill you
Ennesby:Eeew. What are you watching?
Schlock:It's a documentary. 'The Death of Targeted Advertising.'
Neophen spokeswoman:Fatty, fatty, ten-by-twelve, on the grocer's diet shelves!