Saturday November 17, 2001
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part I: Through The Ages


Schlock:I don't know where it is. Does it help if I tell you the name?
Tagon:That would be a good start.
Schlock:In my language, my home-world is called *bruuurrp*.
Tagon:I'm all for cultural diversity, but please, please never speak your native language at a state dinner.
Schlock:Do you want to hear our word for 'this food gives me gas?'