Thursday November 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator:So... With practically the entire company suffering from decorpitation, what are our heroes up to?
Schlock:Hey, Brad. You remember when you dropped a business card into that jar in Tokyo3?
Brad:The vacation thing? yeah.
Schlock:I've got good news and bad news.
Brad:Bad news first.
Sign:Fragile - This end up, ???? Nano fluid bottle
Schlock:You have to claim your prize in two days.
Brad:I don't want to hear the good news.
Schlock:They say you've won a full-body massage at their hot-mud spa.
Brad:If you could see my face right now you'd be fleeing in terror.