Thursday November 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator: So... With practically the entire company suffering from decorpitation, what are our heroes up to?
Schlock: Hey, Brad. You remember when you dropped a business card into that jar in Tokyo3?
Brad: The vacation thing? yeah.
Schlock: I've got good news and bad news.
Brad: Bad news first.
Sign: Fragile - This end up, ???? Nano fluid bottle
Schlock: You have to claim your prize in two days.
Brad: I don't want to hear the good news.
Schlock: They say you've won a full-body massage at their hot-mud spa.
Brad: If you could see my face right now you'd be fleeing in terror.