Monday October 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator: In orbit around europa, the luxury liner 'princess tyola' is getting a refit.
Mechanic 1: This is the last of 'em
Mechanic 1: These strohl anti-port kits should keep the liner free from unauthorized passengers.
Mechanic 2: Speaking of unauthorized passengers.
Mechanic 2: Excuse me sir, all passengers should have debarked a week age. You're not still supposed to be in your cabin.
Mechanic 1: He's probably not supposed to have those big beetles erupting out of his belly, eith-
Mechanic 2: Aaiiie--
Narrator: Speaking of unauthorized passengers...
Princess Tyola: