Monday October 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator:In orbit around europa, the luxury liner 'princess tyola' is getting a refit.
Mechanic 1:This is the last of 'em
Mechanic 1:These strohl anti-port kits should keep the liner free from unauthorized passengers.
Mechanic 2:Speaking of unauthorized passengers.
Mechanic 2:Excuse me sir, all passengers should have debarked a week age. You're not still supposed to be in your cabin.
Mechanic 1:He's probably not supposed to have those big beetles erupting out of his belly, eith-
Mechanic 2:Aaiiie--
Narrator:Speaking of unauthorized passengers...
Princess Tyola: