Massey, you've been with us since before Doyt came aboard.
During that time have we done anything illegal?
Do you want me to sort the list by date, or do you want it grouped into 'felonies' and 'misdemeanors?'
You could have just said "yes" and left it at that.
A couple of items may fall under 'high treason' or 'war crimes.' I'll have to check.