Sunday January 19, 2003

Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part IV: Tempestuous Fugitives


Narrator:Police search for escapees from the local jail. . .
Sign:This space for rent
Luna Cop 2:Have you seen any of these three creatures?
Legs:Whoa, ugly.
Legs:I don't think so. It would be hard to miss something as hideous as that blob.
Luna Cop 2:Right. Well, thanks for your time, sir.
Legs:Ma'am. You see, I'm female.
Luna Cop 2:Oh, Right. Of course. I can see it now.
Luna Cop 2:Pot's calling the kettle black, lady.
Schlock:Hideous, am I?
Legs:Oh yeah. Ugly as sin, Sarge.
Andy:Yeah? Well I think you both could stand to lose a little weight.