Few things beat being in the County lock-up overnight.
Court's closed for the night, Gaffy.
You just sleep it off in here with the rest of the losers. We'll see you in the morning.
You can't do thish ta me! Thish room ish filthy! Look! Thersh a big pile of crap on the bench!
That's one of your roommates, Gaffy. Better be nice.
Sleeping with an amorph is one of those few things.