Tuesday December 31, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part III: Handsome Ransom


Schlock:Get off my bench.
Gaffy:AAAIEE! What are you!
Schlock:Sleepy. Go away.
Gaffy:Sleepy ishn't a what. It'sh a How.
Schlock:Are there extenuating circumstances under which 'drunk and disorderly' carries a death penalty?
Massey:I think the legal term you're looking for is 'justifiable homicide.'
Gaffy:Aaaugh! Shtop encor'shing it!