Tuesday December 31, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Post Post-Dated Check Loan


Schlock: Get off my bench.
Gaffy: AAAIEE! What are you!
Schlock: Sleepy. Go away.
Gaffy: Sleepy ishn't a what. It'sh a How.
Schlock: Are there extenuating circumstances under which 'drunk and disorderly' carries a death penalty?
Massey: I think the legal term you're looking for is 'justifiable homicide.'
Gaffy: Aaaugh! Shtop encor'shing it!