Armor Platoons, suit up! I want tanks and mini-tanks ready in 30 seconds!
Captain, all weapon and drive systems just powered down on their own.
Attention! You are about to be boarded by armed representatives of the Security Council of the United Nations of Sol, do not resist this action!
Teraport impedance systems are in effect! This message is being cast and amplified via gravitic transduction of the interior surfaces of your ship! If we wanted to, we could transmit a lot more energy than this.
So you see, resistance really is futile.
I hate being helpless.
I hate showoffs.