Wednesday June 11, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management
Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Reverend:Captain, if we're going to determine the intelligence of this creature, we need to examine the brain.
Tagon:Schlock ate it.
Reverend:I know that. I watched it happen. That's what I was trying to prevent.
Tagon:It's okay, Reverend. I'm sure the men will be happy to kill another couple for examination. We can get more brains.
Schlock:Oh, good. The brain was the best part!
Reverend:Forgive them Lord, 'cause I'm positive they know not what they do.