Wednesday June 11, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Reverend: Captain, if we're going to determine the intelligence of this creature, we need to examine the brain.
Tagon: Schlock ate it.
Reverend: I know that. I watched it happen. That's what I was trying to prevent.
Tagon: It's okay, Reverend. I'm sure the men will be happy to kill another couple for examination. We can get more brains.
Schlock: Oh, good. The brain was the best part!
Reverend: Forgive them Lord, 'cause I'm positive they know not what they do.