Sunday June 8, 2003
Narrator:And so it was that Colonel Ceeta 'ported up to the beach to plant the first human footprint on the new world.
Narrator:She was followed by Sergeant Schlock's special forces team.
Narrator:They discovered that Nick could pronounce 'Tropical Paradise.'
Narrator:This significantly changed the nature of the footprints being left behind. . .
Narrator:For a little while, anyway. . .
Tagon:Sergeant, what is going on here? Why are these soldiers out of uniform?
Schlock:Beach-party, sir. The weather is perfect.
Tagon:I don't care how nice the weather is! Listen up! The armor in your uniforms may be all that saves you from becoming lunch for some beach-monster!
Tagon:We have no idea wha. . . Hunh?
SFX:BLAM BLAM BLAM
Tagon:Okay. Where was I?
Shep:Has anybody seen my pants?
Schlock:That was the best pep-talk ever.