And so it was that Colonel Ceeta 'ported up to the beach to plant the first human footprint on the new world.
She was followed by Sergeant Schlock's special forces team.
They discovered that Nick could pronounce 'Tropical Paradise.'
This significantly changed the nature of the footprints being left behind. . .
For a little while, anyway. . .
Sergeant, what is going on here? Why are these soldiers out of uniform?
Beach-party, sir. The weather is perfect.
I don't care how nice the weather is! Listen up! The armor in your uniforms may be all that saves you from becoming lunch for some beach-monster!
We have no idea wha. . . Hunh?
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Okay. Where was I?
Has anybody seen my pants?
That was the best pep-talk ever.