Thursday June 19, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management
Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Legs:Sarge, you can't just torch a path through the forest with your plasgun.
Schlock:Actually, according to the owners manual, I can.
Legs:But there's intelligent life on this planet! What if one of the natives is standing in the middle of where you want your new highway?
Schlock:Maybe they're hostile?
Legs:Maybe you're hostile.