Thursday June 19, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Legs: Sarge, you can't just torch a path through the forest with your plasgun.
Schlock: Actually, according to the owners manual, I can.
Legs: But there's intelligent life on this planet! What if one of the natives is standing in the middle of where you want your new highway?
Schlock: Maybe they're hostile?
Legs: Maybe you're hostile.