The mercenary ship Serial Peacemaker is hidden beneath the beach sand of an unexplored world. Her mission. . . Lie low.
The mercenaries themselves can teraport in and out securely, and the beach above the ship implies the presence of a shore.
This in turn implies shore leave. Ah, the perils of grunt logic.
Fine. Stay in groups of four or more, keep your armor on, and stay in touch with the ship. Now get outta here.
Ooh, dis beach. . . dis jungle. . . Its a perfect place for bucc'neers!
Or mebbe a lost city o' gold!
Nick, Ennesby said there was no sign of intelligent life on this planet.
Actually, what he said was that there were no radio transmissions.
Yeah! Mebbe da pirates got caught inna storm, an' der radio got broken!
Yeah, Nick. Good point. And maybe their magical flying schooner broke a mast, and they had to lighten their load by burying their hoard of treasure here in the jungle.
Yeah! We should go look for it!!
Um. . . That's. . . oh, never mind.
His skull is impervious to your sarcasm.