Sunday April 25, 2004
Narrator:Captain Kaff Tagon's mercenary company needs a fabber - A military grade fabrication system useful for everything from repairs to reloads.
Narrator:There portable factories are rare and expensive, but Tagon's got money, and tends to be pretty lucky.
Tagon:Well, that tears it. Nobody in this system has anything to sell us.
Thurl:Never mind that, Captain. I just got a call from Acey Nubs.
Tagon:What's an "Acey Nubs?"
Thurl:He's the guy who sold us the Post-Dated Check Loan remember?
Tagon:Oh, yeah. Specializes in unloading stolen military equipment before it's owners can catch up to him, right?
Thurl:He just put a Tausennigan Ob'enn Fabber up for sale and offered us the first go.
Thurl:His asking price is a little out of reach but it sounds like he really wants to deal.
Tagon:Since the Tausennigans are already mad at us, it probably can't hurt to go have a look, right?
Narrator:Two weeks later
Sign:WELCOME to OZVEGA DETENTION CENTRE!
Tagon:It could be worse. We could have been captured by Tausennigans.
Schlock:Hey, I'm going on trial for murder. There's plenty of room for things to get worse.