Tuesday January 2, 2007
Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick
Part IV: Do You Mind if I Rewind?


Schlock:Kevyn, it's not fair. Just because I don't have armor, I'm not gonna get to plunder!
Schlock:You hafta make Elf let me come along!
Kevyn:I can't "make" Elf do anything. She and I are of equal rank now.
Kevyn:I will have to "persuade" her, using my manly charm and rogue-ish good looks.
Schlock:So a rogue is a dumpy bald guy with beady eyes and a chin-chilla?
Kevyn:Uh-ho. No plunder for you.