Tuesday January 9, 2007
Captain Tagon:Commodore Shufgar, this is Captain Tagon aboard the Touch-and-Go.
Captain Tagon:I am prepared to offer you some very simple terms for your surrender.
Commodore Shufgar:On what grounds, Captain?
Captain Tagon:According to my tac-screen, we have twenty-three terapedoes cuddled up against your hull.
Commodore Shufgar:Sounds cozy.
Captain Tagon:And warm. Very warm, if they decide they want to snuggle.