Sunday January 28, 2007
Narrator:Aboard the abandoned enemy warship. . .
Elf:Here's the first of those active hyper-nodes.
Kevyn:Hmmm. . . Not much to see, small room.
Kevyn:The sniffer says that the node is up there in the ceiling, but I don't see any console gear in here.
Elf:Is that bad?
Kevyn:No. . . Just kind of weird.
Schlock:Can I slag it with my plasgun now?
Kevyn:Sergeant, "kind of weird" is not the same thing as "terminate with extreme prejudice."
Kevyn:Besides, this should burn that node out just fine.
Schlock:I'm not prejudiced. Some of my best friends are weird.
Kevyn:Ummm. . . I"m getting node resonance in all the walls. Did one of you touch something?
Schlock:In fact, I think all my friends are weird.
Kevyn:Why would it resonate? Backup nodes? Some kind of shielding? Like a Faraday. . . Ooh. . .
Schlock:And bony. Weird and bony.
Kevyn:It's a teraport cage.
Kevyn:SLAG THE ROOM, SERGEANT! WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
Schlock:I told you, I'm not prejudiced. Weren't you listening?