Friday January 19, 2007
Elf:Our sweep is complete, sir. We've been over every square meter of this ship and there's nobody home.
Elf:There are unfinished meals, and infrared traces on some of the furniture. Whoever used to be here hasn't been gone very long.
Schlock:Oooh! Did you check the air vents?
Elf:Nobody who has seen you in action fails to check air vents, Sergeant.
Schlock:. . . 'cause that's right where I'd be.