Wednesday November 12, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Captain Tagon:Elf I told you to secure that perimeter!
Elf:We did, sir.
Captain Tagon:Then why is Sergeant Schlock, half of the rest of your force, along with your gear and current positions on live TV right now?
Elf:Wait. . . It's live?
Elf:And you're cutting to a commercial in three. . . Two. . .