Wednesday November 5, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Elf:Hustle! We need to give the Sergeant some support!
Elf:He's gonna hit Bay Sixteen whether we're next to him or behind him because he doesn't know the meaning of "slow down."
Schlock:Hey, I know what 'slow down' means.
Elf:Oh, good. You are listening.
Schlock:I just haven't figured out how to do it while dual-wielding.