Friday November 7, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Elf:Sergeant, that bulkhead is almost half a meter thick! Your wide beam isn't going to vaporize it fast enough for you to punch through!
Schlock:Roger that. I'll tighten the beam and cut myself a nice, round door.
Schlock:Which I will then open by knocking really, really hard.