Friday November 7, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Elf: Sergeant, that bulkhead is almost half a meter thick! Your wide beam isn't going to vaporize it fast enough for you to punch through!
Schlock: Roger that. I'll tighten the beam and cut myself a nice, round door.
Schlock: Which I will then open by knocking really, really hard.