Schlock: (thinking) I've fallen like this before. I should be able to flatten myself out, and waft safely to the ground.
Schlock: (thinking) Of course, if I shape myself right, I should also be able to glide pretty much anywhere.
Schlock: (thinking) Working out morph-wing aerodynamics from first principles cant be that complicated, right?
Narrator: And he's doing it on the fly, folks.