Bobby: The mercenary ship is locked in place sir, orders?
UNS Sergeant: Start by pulling them into a stripping bay.
Bobby: Done, sir, now what?
UNS Sergeant: General Xinchub suggested a show of strength, and will be down shortly to oversee.
Bobby: Show of strength? AWRIGHT!
UNS Sergeant: By the way, you've been on for six hours now, and your relief is here.
Sign: Do not push
Bobby: Aw, crap.